17. Female. Current part-time slave. These are the stories of my best, worst, and weirdest experiences that you can only expect from working at Taco Bell.
That's not gonna help you bud.
- Customer: Can I have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch combo? Make it two combos. And make the fries supreme!
- Me: Okay..Is that everything for toda-
- Customer: No, also I want 5 orders of the nachos, with some extra nacho cheese
- Me: Okay, extra nachos, is that al-
- Customer: Ahh what the hell, throw on three or four soft tacos as well.
- Me: ...Alrighty, and to drink?
- Customer: Coke. MAKE IT DIET !
- Me: .......
Burnt my wrist..Went something like this.
- Customer: Hey could you hurry up with that Quesadilla I'm kinda in a rush -
- Me: Yeah, sure thing!
- Me: *shoves hand into grill to reach for quesadilla, burning arm in process*
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: ...here's..your quesadilla..*wince*..have a great day..
- Customer: *leaves*
- Me: MOTHERFUCKERSONOFABITCHTHISBURNSLIKEHELLWHEREISTHEBURNLOTION
Literally happened to me today.
- Me: Okay, your total is $8.45
- Customer: Yeah, could I have a discount?
- Me: Um, do you have a discount card?
- Customer: No I mean..
- *attempts to seduce me with some kind of hair flip*
- A five finger discount. *wink*
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- ...No.
Oh. My. God.
- Me: Hi! Can I help you?
- Customer: Yeeah I'll take 2 soft tacos and a drink
- Me: Okay, did you want that in a combo? It's probably cheaper..
- Customer: No, I don't want fries.
- Me: Okay so just the two tacos and the drink then?
- Customer: Yup
- Me: Okay that's fine, it comes to 3.89
- Customer: WAIT NEVERMIND I WANT FRIES
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- ..You can't be serious.
